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The ultimate music critic joke?

They told the traveller:

“Here is your task for the day. You must tell us what is in these three sacks by feeling the outside.”

A man brought him the three sacks, containing a rabbit, a bear…and a snake.

He started by feeling the outside of the first sack:

“Mmm. Huge ears.” His hands went down the sack.“Teeny tiny balls. That must be a rabbit.”

“You’re right. That’s amazing. Here’s the next sack.”

“Tiny ears” (reaching down.) “En-ORM-ous balls! Must be a bear.”

“That’s fantastic. Two out of two. Now try the third.”
(This is the snake.)

“No ears. No balls either……..

“Must be a music critic.”

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