Depending on how you count these things, it’s either JazzFM‘s second or twentieth birthday. The appropriate toast is therefore either a spoonful of Calpol or a glass of something stronger.

Congratulations anyway – on your listener numbers well over half a million, on your ABC1 quotient of 70%, on an average audience age of 43, on the amazing rankings for your iPhone app in the UK and US, for Head Candy and Stereo Sushi being the toastof Shibuya, on Helen Mayhew’s superb Sunday afternoon show (main guest this Sunday Norma Winstone), on getting Tom Varrall and Peter Lee to perform at a breakfast at some ungodly hour this morning.

And best wishes for a live programme now including gigs at the Roof Garden in W8, Mahiki’s, One Lombard Street.All the best.